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Noodle Muffin presents ...

(AKA HumanRoadKill.Com)

Anyone who has traveled America's vast interstate highway system has almost certainly seen them:  the ominous White Crosses peppering the desolate roadways.  As a touring musician from the band Noodle Muffin, I have encountered many of these road memorials during long treks through the Western U.S. badlands.  So damn many that it has become a morbid obsession for me.  I see white crosses everywhere now ... Lurking around bends, hiding among the desert shrubs, and decorating empty stretches of road.  Each monument evokes many unanswered questions:  How did these accidents happen?  Who were the victims?  Why do their families and friends decorate and maintain these crosses?  Alas, these lonesome tributes poses an intriguing mystery that no one seems to be addressing.  So, armed with a digital camera, I've decided to document the White Crosses I encounter.  On this website, you can virtually explore dozens of road memorials.  I've put as much information as I can deduce from the monuments, along with half-crocked analyses of what probably happened.  There is even one case where the riddle has been solved, thanks to an Internet search.  So, pull up a chair, grab a brew, and prepare to journey down the tragic highways of America.  Oh, and for a soundtrack to your morbid journey, be sure to download some cool, free MP3's from my band Noodle Muffin's website.  Enjoy!

- Major Noize, Noodle Muffin 

PS  Check back often, as I have tons more photos to post.  What you see now is merely a fraction of what I've gathered. 

NEW:  Major Noize's Lessons about the White Crosses Phenomenon

Someone's Wife

No Resurrection for this Jesus

Lost in the Wind

Liquor is Quicker

Over the Edge

Grandpa Can't Drive

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Manzanar Memories

Knocked Over the Aunt Hill

Prom Night in Hell

Pruning the Family Tree

No More Moores

The Ruins

Black Diamond Death

Tree of Death 2:  This Time It's Personal


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Are you a sick bastard who cruises the lonely highways of America?  Do you have any information on these accidents?  If so, send us your digital pixs with info and commentary, and we'll put them up!  E-mail us at And if you want to join the legends of people who have sent us Hate Mail over the years, please try to be creative and original.  A simple "Fuck you" just doesn't do it anymore...

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Any comments about the victims and causes of these accidents are pure speculation and should not be taken as fact.