Beer
and Telephone
Poles Don't
Mix
Road: NW Corner of Road 208 and Ave. 56
Location: 5 miles west of Ducor, CA
Victim : ?
Date of Accident: ?Age: ?
Inscription: None
Description: This medium-sized black metal cross stands vigil in front of a telephone pole. Brilliant fake red roses are draped across it. Two Catholic candles lie at the base. Numerous booze bottles (some full, some empty) lie in tribute to a fallen friend. Looks like his buds had quite a party at the accident site too. The empty Heineken bottle on the utility cabinet is a nice touch. Pure class! In a bit of irony, this monument is surrounded by grape vineyards.
The Booze: Heineken, Modelo, Alize Liqueur, Clamato (mixer).
Analysis: Well, well ... what do you get with this recipe? A 12 pack of beer, a few shots of tequila, a speeding car, and a telephone pole. Answer: a one way ticket to oblivion. Our latest victim apparently pretzeled his car into this telephone pole after a night of partying. Much like the ancient Egyptians, his friends left full bottles of alcohol for him to drink in the afterlife. Very touching.
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